hanksypanky:

name ten things that aren’t skrillex

my new obey snapback 

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ayochen replied to your photo: I’m a culinary genius

what is it exactly..? looks like a cookie i think

They’re Snickerdoodles!

I made them for my friend after I copied her homework and stole her turkey sandwich.

I’m a culinary genius

mynamekyle:

god bless me

where is my grammy

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What if that opportunity is your abusive, alcoholic dad trying to get home?

There’s some kid in our school with cerebral palsy or something so he always leans back an forth when he walks and I can’t keep a straight face.

I made cookies but they’re so ugly they look like lesbian cookies.
:c

clairesawyer:

did you guys know that i once competed in the hunger games i have a photo 

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dprkposterstranslated:

“Goats before Hoes!”